Stale beer and a pile of cigarette butts
signify the second coming of The Anti-Christ

One legend has a new incarnation rising every 60 years
Guess it was about time—
as if we couldnt see it coming,
or didnt care to watch...

So The Revolution wasnt televised
(at least not on network TV)
Does that mean it didnt happen,
or hasnt happened yet...

And what were we doing when it did?

At least half of us were high
for the better part of the last decade

The rest of you must have been hypnotized
by your TV screens while we were out

Some nightmare to wake up to—
as if 775 channels to choose from
will ever allow you to switch off reality

No worries,
They got pills for that now—
and this and that and the other...

Take the red one,
see how deep the rabbit hole goes?

or take the blue one
and watch it go down on network TV...

Special offer ends soon:
This is your last chance